Brain Smasher... A Love Story
A professional model, Sam Crain, is asked by her sister to smuggle a package from Europe to Portland Oregon, where she discovers that her sister is battling Chinese Shaolin Monks (not ninjas!). Fleeing the monks, Sam unwittingly involves Ed "Brainsmasher" Molloy, a nightclub bouncer.
Status
Released
Original Language
EN
Budget
$4,500,000
Revenue
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Release Date
November 17, 1993
Popularity
1
Director
Albert Pyun
Writer
Albert Pyun
Producer
Tom Karnowski
Producer
Share Stallings
Where to Watch
Cast
Andrew Dice Clay
Ed Molloy
Teri Hatcher
Samantha Crain
Yuji Okumoto
Wu
Deborah Van Valkenburgh
Cammy Crain
Brion James
Brown
Tim Thomerson
Black
Charles Rocket
Jones
Nicholas Guest
Smith
Dorothy Dells
Miss Bellows
Wrick Jones
Lead Officer
Galen Schrick
Jim Romeo
Steve Tancora
Bob Brisco
Peter Kwong
Red Monk
Danny Perkin
Guy in Line 2
Ross Huffman-Kerr
Night Manager
Russ Fast
Ted
Billie Worley
Punk
Dee Booher
Bertha
Liz Sheridan
Ma Molloy
Lin Shaye
Make up Artist
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Reviews
JPV852
You know, not a bad movie. Andrew Dice Clay was alright though just a toned down version of his stand-up but he and Teri Hatcher had their moments. And while not all of the humor worked, enough did that made me chuckle a few times. Also a plus, we get to see Hatcher wearing a stripper outfit for the third act... **3.0/5**
